I like things that smell nice. I think a man who smells good is incredibly sexy. I have some scented candles in my home. I have nice smelling shampoo and scented hand soaps. I even wear perfume most days (okay, cheap body spray, but whatever). Here's how I put that on. I get out of the shower. I dry off. I spray one spritz of body spray between my breasts, touch the area with my wrists, then touch my wrists to my neck and then the inside of my elbows. Then I wander about my home for a bit before I put my work clothes on. Ta-da! The scent stays with me all day without being overwhelming.
If I walk near you and can TASTE your cologne, you need to take your ass home and shower.
So let's say you go a store, such as Bath and Body Works. Bath and Body Works has a lot of fantastic products and a lot of great scents. Sometimes, I like to smell the various things they have. "Hey, Black Amethyst! I wonder how that smells!" So, I grab a little strip of paper that they provide, spritz the paper, and smell it that way. Or maybe I pick up the tester lotion and sniff that. Sometimes, if I really like the scent, I'll even put a little lotion on my hands - it's a sampler, that's why it's there!
The wrong way to go into Bath and Body Works, or any store that sells perfume/cologne/body spray/whatthehellever: "Oooh, Aspen! I wonder what the smells like!" Rip open bottle, dump over head. Yeah, that's right. Get your theft's worth out of it. If you give yourself and improvised cologne bath, it'll last longer after all. Oh, wait. It won't. Fail.
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